Went across the road to buy toothpaste and breakfast cereal and, finding neither at good prices, came back with..."But you don't need strawberry cream-filled crackers printed with Hello Kitty," says the Voice. The good one with the brains.
"But look at the packaging, it's so cuuuute... the stripey solid coloured background is so retro. Like the Hello Kitty things Pop used to buy me from Japan circa 1983."
"You can't eat packaging."
"I know, but... but... it was cheap, even cheaper than the generic unknown cartoon character version, and you know how teatime rolls round and there's nothing to eat...?"
The Voice retreats, resigned. And now I can't tell which will give more of a sugar high, the packaging or the contents. Suckerrrr.
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