Life, she's like a chocolate marble cheesecake

Sung to the cheesiest country 'n western tune you can call to mind:

Life, why d'you gotta be
Sweet and bitter all together?
I know, I know,
The sweet's for enjoyin' and givin' us the grins
And the bitter makes the sweet parts sweeter
But why oh why, I still wanna know,
Do you gotta be
Sweet and bitter all together?

Awwww yeahhh... (repeat several times. Banjo accompaniment optional.)





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